The bad little kid moved in to my neighbourhood.

He won't do nothing right just a-sittin', got to look so good.

He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write,

Just sits around the house and plays that rock'n'roll music all night.

Well he put thumbtacks on teacher's chair, put chew'n' gum in li'l girl's hair.

Now junior behave yourself!
 

Buy every rock'n'roll book on the magazine stand.

Every dime that he gets oh he's off to the juke box man.

Well he worries that teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop.

From rock and a rollin', spinning in a hulla hoop.

Well his rock and roll has gotta stop, junior's head is hard as rock,

Now junior behave yourself!

 

Gonna tell your mama, you'd better do what she said,

Get to the barber's shop and get the hair cut off your head,

You shoot the canary and you fed it to the neighbour's cat,
You gave the cocker-spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat.
Well, ya mama said it's gotta stop, junior's head is hard as rock,

Now junior behave yourself!